23
Apr

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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23
Apr
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#eee #crossover
23
Apr

charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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23
Apr
taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

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23
Apr

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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#is there a creeper skeleton or zombie outside my house #because goddammit so help me
23
Apr

fallintolight:

sherlockedcannibal:

the-ncis-elf:

laugh-addict:

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I’m coming Harry..!!

HEADCANNON ACCEPTED SIMPLY TO AVOID THE PAIN OF NO HEDWIG

is this our agent coulson?

the owl who lived

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#harry potter #sobs
23
Apr

Jejune is a shorty pass it on

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23
Apr

 I wish mama all the happiness,

-Gipsy

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#pacific rim #art #EEEE
23
Apr

mrasayf:

a very PERSISTENT request from the moon of my life

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#SPITS EVERYWHERE
23
Apr

I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.

— (via sarcasmfluently)  
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